Quality, Dispatch & Logistics
We use professional equipment to ensure the manufacturing and sales teams lock together in harmony before delivering the final mix. We insist that we can't polish the turd, but we can throw glitter over it!
Equipment is transported safely & securely using our very own private jet (actually it's a van) but private nevertheless!
Equipment: Peavey UL15 PA speakers; Peavey X power mixer; Paralite LED lighting; Ford Transit Mk7
The Manufacturing Team
The back bone of the band
The "time keepers" ensure the Kneeslider machine remains well oiled and the rhythm is consistently played strong and true.
The Sales Team
The front men
Compliment the manufacturing efforts with quirky lead overlays tailored to reach as broad an audience as possible.
Al Bongo - Alan
Prided himself on his ability to bash his four skins...
Billy Bob - Gary
Took up the worlds greatest contraceptive....
Beanz - Lee
Named due to his surname, and love of flatulence....
Angus Jr - Harley
Named after the fat boy his mama used to ride....
Celebrating ten years of raping ears and a decade of friendships! 2008 - 2018
Kneeslider - © 2008-2021 - All rights reserved
"We don't endure grand delusions of stardom. We're not rockstars, nor are we a tribute band. Four regular guys with our own take on the music we cover. No records being made here, what we do, we do for fun!"