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Kneeslider (pronounced: nee-slyder)
You will note that it is one word which has neither a "THE" at the beginning or an "S" at the end.
Definition 1:
Kneeslider are a group of five bikers who consistently rape peoples ears in and around the Portsmouth areas with their own unique style of classic rock / punk / pop & ska tuneage. Quickly becoming THE band to watch on the local pub circuit and a phenonemon all on their own, Kneeslider guarantee that their material whilst played fast and loud, is 100% recycled!
Definition 2:
A Kneeslider is the name given to a formed piece of hard plastic or compressed leather fixed onto motorcycle suits to protect them from damage while cornering. The slider is attached outside and just below the knee area of each leg, usually with velcro and dependent on how worn down they are determines how big your balls are!
Definition 3: (Slang)
Kneeslider is a term given to the act of sexual intercourse whilst participants are on their knees. Involuntary facial gurning can be caused either by orgasm or carpet burns, whichever comes first.
"We don't endure grand delusions of stardom. We're not rockstars, nor are we a tribute band. Four regular guys with our own take on the music we cover. No records being made here, what we do, we do for fun!"
- We listen to it
- We Recommend it
- We're inspired by it
- We share the same philosophy
- If you like Jack FM, you'll like us!
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