Established in 2008, Kneeslider are a four piece 'covers' band performing in and around the Portsmouth and surrounding areas.
Playing a vast mix of classic rock / punk / pop / glam & 'oldie' favourites in their own unique way, Kneeslider guarantees that their material, whilst played fast and loud, is 100% recycled, delivering a truly enjoyable musical experience spanning several genres. There's always something for everyone.

Kneeslider do not take themselves seriously and are highly recommended by all who book them. Due to local popularity, early booking is advised.

Kneeslider - Definitions:

1. A Kneeslider is the name given to a formed piece of hard plastic or compressed leather fixed onto motorcycle suits to protect them from damage while cornering. The slider is attached outside and just below the knee area of each leg, usually with velcro and dependent on how worn down they are determines how big your balls are!

2. Kneeslider is a slang term given to the act of sexual intercourse whilst participants are on their knees. Involuntary facial gurning can be caused either by orgasm or carpet burns, whichever comes first!

3. Kneeslider is an alcoholic beverage, made by Cockeyed Cider and brewed exclusively for the Creg na Baa hotel on the Isle Of Man to commemorate the TT racing.
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